Itz Mary (ItzMaryItzMary)

Then there's my mom... she calls in her workers yesterday to find out who broke the chair, and says to them "Listen guys, Martin and I, we are not the boer. we're not going to hit you if you break something ok?" My mom gets away with at times a truly cringeworthy turn of phrase... she compensates by being one of the most generous and compassionate people in the whole world (fact. research has shown.).